if i had a boyfriend I’d post pictures of us on tumblr and then he’d be like you better not post pictures of me on that tumblr thing and I’ll be like don’t worry I won’t

Photos of my Lola

  • Me: Lola, don't ever fall in love.
  • Me: Only be yourself for him.
  • Me: Or her.
  • Me: I am completely accepting of whatever your sexuality may be.
  • Me: In this house, we love everyone.
  • Me: We love the straights, the gays, the pansexuals, everyone.
  • Me: You got that, Lola?
  • Lola: *wags her tail and begs for food*

I told my therapist about my relationship with the guy I like and she recommended this book:

  • my dad: when your date comes to pick you up I'm going to answer the door in my Arab dress and spray him with the hose and tell him that you are not available to date as you are marrying a 23 year old man your mom and I planned an arranged marriage with.
  • me:
  • my dad: in crocs
  • me: NO
"And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind."

30 Day Challenge

Day 15 - A photo of someone you fancy at the moment.

He’s so attractive guys, look at that

"I know you’re leaving in the morning when I wake up. Leave me with some kind of proof it’s not a dream."
Paramore (The Only Exception)